The Oscars are coming up this Sunday, and like every year the rich and famous stars and directors will be treated to a gift bag.  This year the “Everybody Wins” bag from Distinctive Assets is worth about $138,000.  Don’t get too jealous, the recipients have to pay taxes on it.

Their array of over 50 gifts includes:

– Luxury vacations to Tanzania, Greece, and Hawaii
– A 23AndMe kit
– Pepper spray
– An 18-minute “phobia-relief” session
– The NeverMissed dating app, available pre-launch (Though, if you’re using it pre-launch, is anyone on it?)
-Bangarang’s Positive Cube — a wooden box filled with 199 cards of “positive actions and quotes” that can be “drawned, shared, hash-tagged, photographed, etc.”
– Underarm sweat patches
– A $10,000 donation to the animal shelter of their choice.

See the full list of nominees’ goodies here.

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